Hey dear, how are you doing.. well, of recent I have been
pretty miserable ..it looks like my two weeks as a sales boy didn’t actually end
after two weeks.. this is might forth
week (thanks to my mum it’s now by FORCE!!) and it’s really NOT FUNNY! Oh, and
I remember telling you to try it sometime, well PLEASE DO NOT TRY IT AT HOME!!
Thank you. Lol.. well I am preparing to
go for my IT and I will be starting next week Monday.. I really hope it will be fun sha because for
the first time in my life, I will be living
totally ALONE!! As in when I mean “alone” I mean I am getting a room,
paying rent, cooking for myself (now, that’s the very miserable part) and
making some decisions all by myself. Well, I know of course that it is going to
be fun (I guess *rolls eyes*) ..lol, don’t worry, I will gist you a lot about
it when I start shaa… ok, so yesterday I spoke to one of the closest and most
amazing people in my life; Amiola
Damilola (I really miss her though) and then she brought up the issue of
marriage and relationships :-o !!.. lol well, that was where I got the
inspiration to write this shaa..
It is addressed mainly to guys who are still
single for the following reasons and I really think they are dumb shaa.. lol
check it out: chill, Before you
continue, I have to make reference to TSCNG I got some of these reasons from
there shaa ; www.tsng.wordpress.com
.. lol it’s a great blog and I love reading his posts a lot though I don’t know
the owner.. you can check it out sometime .. oya lets see..
You are ugly
lol.. well, to me, I think that is the dumbest
excuse you can ever give for being single. Don’t they say beauty is in the eyes
of the beholder?? By the way sef, if you can
answer this question correctly, then I promise to give you all my salary
throughout my 6 months IT ; The Ph. scale is the standard used to determine the
acidity or alkalinity of a substance, which standard is used to determine if
you are handsome or ugly?? Bros, don’t disturb yourself, there is NoNe!! By the
way , being ugly doesn’t stop you from getting a partner now, after all, the
likes of Segun Arinze , Steven Tyler and Shane McGowan are happily married (I
am not implying anything ooo) .. and if this :
is possible, then go get that
babe dude!
You are Broke
Well, if you ask me, that’s the 2nd
dumbest excuse you can give for being single!!lol.. Didn’t you go to school??!
Dint your physics teacher teach you that like charges repel and unlike charges
attract?!! Well, you might have heard that dating just might cost you some
cash; her birthday, valentine’s day, credit to call, hanging out once in a
while and stuff, you have two obvious choices: life is not a Nollywood movie,
either you believe and follow that physics law I stated and get yourself a rich
babe or just get one that you are richer than (trust me, you will always see)..
and in short, these days, most girls aren’t some kind of commodity you buy with
money. lol.. most of them don’t even care about your money anymore soo, Go get
that babe dude!!
(According to TSCNG ) You are Handsome
well,
Unlike the ugly ones, this group actually believe that they are God’s gift to
women. They feel like they are sculpted from the fabric of beauty itself. These
guys walk abi float and act like they don’t even shit. If they shit sef, their
shit doesn’t stink. Their shit is probably what Mars Bars are made from. Enough
of this shit. So yeah, they wait for the perfect woman that complements their
looks but the snag is that they lack so much personality, sense, manners and
the basic things that make up a normal human being. You better stop deceiving
yourself up and down, you think all the “OMG!! You’re so fine” you get on Instagram
makes you some sought of superstar? Bro, humble yourself and let the lord
exhalt you..or not. By the way, hope you haven’t forgotten that physics law
yet?.. I’m just saying oo
You are not fresh
enough
Really??!!! Like you seriously think that is a
problem?? Hahaha.. am laughing so hard at you! Look, even garage boys as dirty
and rascally as some of them can be still have a babe they call “baby” and
calls them “ swiittiiinn” back and they are happy.. look, some of them even
claim to be players sef soo, just shut up and go get the babe dude!!\
You are too shy
Ride on oo, ehn.. you hear?
Continue being shy… don’t talk oo.. tall, fine boy like you will be doing like
a mumu and one black short boy with a
broken tooth and bow legs will be getting all the fine girls. . my friend, you
better wake up and “undull” if not ehn, you will just die single!
All the good ones are taken
like seriously??!! Look in the mirror. You
are single aren’t you?? Are you not good enough to date and be dated? Stop
making excuses, you know this one is a lie!! Go get that babe dude!
You only meet people
when you are not looking
You think that Mr. or Mrs. Right
is a shiny unicorn that will one day magically trot into their life and profess
their undying love. You have heard a story about a friend of a friend who met
their soul mate in some crazy way and got dating two weeks later. It’s always a
friend of a friend. That couple never has a name. You will never meet someone
if you are expecting your princess to save you or need rescuing. Dude drop the
romcom wishes, put on your big kid pants and get that babe!!
You are both Ugly and Broke
lol, well
according to tscng, relationships are not for everyone: 1cor 7:8
(According to TSCNG) You are a player
so yeah, guys have noticed they
can play trial matches for different clubs before deciding which club they’ll permanently
join. So, rather than put their all into impressing at the trials, they put up
average performances. These guys eventually get to the point where they realize
that there is more to life than playing but this realization might take
forever. Be there forming player up and down o, continue. Until your mates all
settle down and the only settling you’ll be doing is on your couch, eating
regrets out of a paper bag while tears stream down your face. No continue you
hear….
You are me—am
sure there are more reasons and excuses you give yourself for still being
single. Maybe you are waiting for a babe to breakup or you want to go to a
monastery or something.. Please share
some reasons and excuses why you are still single in the comment box and also
the non-singles can also join the discussion… lol
.. takia and have a nice weekend J..share your reasons and
excuses too oo..
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