I kinda woke up very happy this morning... I had a real fun
filled Friday night.. I sure did Thank God it’s Friday yesterday night..
lol… My IT has been fun and I probably
wouldn’t have ever had it better anyway...
Quite unfortunately, my friend just suffered a heartbreak
and I really feel for him o….. after all
the credit that boy used during the toasting process (all that money would have
summed to the whole of my pocket money ) it’s very painful and the sad thing is the
girl said “It’s not you.. It’s me”
and this bro just lay on the bed SPEECHLESS!
First let me give a shout out to The Sarcastic Center
(TSCNG) he actually inspired me to write this post after reading something
similar on his blog (
www.tscng.wordpress.com)
.. Big Shout out to you bro..
Well, if you have ever loved a girl, then you should be
familiar with heartbreak.. it’s like they work hand in hand.. as in, I mean with love comes heartbreak.. Don’t get me
wrong oo... if you want to break up or tell the guy NO! Please do ,but try not to throw him into a state of :
Sometimes
anyway, hearts are meant to be broken (in a way) but Please lady, if you will
break a heart, try to put some effort into it. ..`and don’t turn him into Hitler..
I actually just leant that Hitler became the way he was just because a babe
told him NO! (that’s his business anyway)..
So today, I
want to examine some of the silliest reasons girls give for saying NO … oya, let’s
go check them out.. and me I will tell you their real meanings o.. in case your
babe once told you or ever tells you anyway…
11)
“You deserve better….”
Whenever a girl actually throws a NO at you with this reason,
just go and cry somewhere… the truth is, that” you deserve better” actually means .. “ may amadioha strike you dead!.. me?? Go out with you?? Ye! Am I that
terrible?? God Forbid!!” Bro, just lock up unless you are ready to kiss her
toes and the sole of her foot .. just then MIGHT she say a yes out of PITY
..but the truth is the real meaning of “You Deserve Better” IS “I deserve better than you” she probably will go get a mirror and
weight balance after that day anyway ;)
22)
“My feelings for you are so Intense…
they scare me…”
sorry bro.. this time it’s a NO!! ..
if you like kiss her shoes from today till tomorrow, the answer will still be NO! she actually means “my feelings for you are totally
nonexistent”
33)
“You are like a brother to me….”
OMG!! Sorry
bro!! This one is bad!! It could actually mean many things.. It could be a synonym for “you are like a maga to me” because you might have probably taken her to the mall, a
cinema, several dates and all .. Bro
might have been so sure NOTHING in this world would make her say no but!!
Alas!! She put him in the “like a
brother” zone.. Chill, hope you know
there is a difference between a “brother
zone” and a “like a brother zone” .. if she says “you are a brother to me” then
that is the brother zone.. it means
she can lean on you, she can call you when she is troubled (and all those other
Bollywood rubbish shaa) in short ehn, she can almost trust you with her life .. but in the “like a brother zone” the poor girl is
even confused.. She doesn’t even know where to put you! but definitely not the brother zone.. It means
“you confuse me” .. “you are confusion” ..”you will confuse
my life” soo… NO!! … bro .. Just try not to hang yourself!
44)
“I need my Space…” ..
Ha bro! This one is bad o… don’t
let me even drag it or deceive you.. Let me put it to you straight! It means ..” I want to get far far far far far far
away from you” (Maybe as far as from Bupaf to CHS and back).. Or who
knows.. maybe even Further … just don’t try again
55)
“ You are a great guy .. BUT…”
At this point ehn, just close your ears
and RUN!! Run bro Run!! Because whatever comes after that “but” might crash
your self-esteem and morale forever.. Then you won’t be able to go out with
her, then you won’t be able to toast any other girl, then you won’t date
anybody, then you won’t marry, then you won’t
have children, then you will now die single!! Ha! Ti Eh Ba Eh niyen!! You are
in soup!! Your life is messed up ba yen!! See, just run away o and don’t ask
again.. shikena
66)
“ I don’t know joo …”
This one is a lie!! How won’t you
know gbo?? She knows oo? Don’t mind her! It means .. “ I can’t date you but I cant let you go
oo.. Who will be buying me birthday gift? Who will be keeping seat for me in
chapel? Shey me I will now enter chapel and be looking for seat ni? When you
are there? Who will call me every night to ask how my day was? Who will buy me
suya and shawama? .. if I hear!! You are not going anywhere oo “ it means
bro, you are still very useful to her so she can’t let you go like that just
yet!!
lol… there
are many more reasons but no space ..
Moreover, I now have a job … as in I now
work !lol.. (I am doing my industrial
train … and this people can use me for Africa without paying me a dime)
so dear
ladies, please no matter how hard he disturbs you, kindly cool it down before
you drop it… you better don’t let him take poison .. I pity you!.. lol..
Ok, I Love
you .. Drop your comments and follow me on IG @oseigajoel and on twitter
@joeloseiga .. bye J
