Wednesday, June 19, 2013

WHOSE MAGA

Chill... are you that imprudent?? You met that chick somewhere in school, you collected her number, you call her every night, you buy her ice cream, you sit with her every time,you try to make her very happy and cormfortable. You call her every night for about 25 minutes and she has called uou only ONCE!! Even that once, she dint spend up to 2 minutes on the phone. You save up your pocket money to buy her a gift of about #25000 and on your birthday, she sends you a sms and gives you cornflakes, singlet and a belt. You finally ask her out ag the end of the day then she says "Ooooo thatz soo sweet but i am already going out with someone. My boyfriend is studying medicine in Russia" . Instead of you to pack well and friend zone the babe, you feel it's a time to hang around and play Mr Nice Guy, spending your money on her and God help you if the girl is a sharp girl , she uses you to catch freshness and u r still there, giving yourself hope,Wake Up my Friend!! You are not in love. YOU ARE FOOLISH!!!

Some guyz really amuse me. Is it that they dont understand or they just refuse to face the truth?? Once a girl does not have feelings for you, all the money in the world can not bring it.... you think "one day she will fall in love with me" ... Mumu boy, you better wake up!! You dont fall in love,You grow in love!! Do you know those you can catch with your money, i will tell you. Shoddy, substandard, common,tawdry ,low , contemptible, economical, low-cost , reduced, cut-price, inferior girls. CHEAP girls. You dont meet a girl today and tommorrow you are kissing, holding each other, sleeping together and you say you are in love... MY FRIEND, WATCH IT!!! Real girls dont give a flying damn about your money..... whatever they are looking for, i dont know but trust me, it's not your money.

Bros, you better wake up and stop chasing that one who will answer you only when children start breast feeding their mothers. Wise up... when she gets tired of the free money, she will shout at you!! And she will tell you exactly what she sees you as to your face.. .. Her BANK!!! And it will pain you!! You probably will then start thinking she was magaing you all thw while.... no my friend, You were MAGAing YOURSELF!! She was just helping.

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Saturday, June 15, 2013

Whose Government?? Yours or Your Pocket’s??





As allured as I am not to write anything about the authorities, the debauch nature of those in the political system is really shuddery and calls for serious attention.  Though I have decided to take my hands off writing about the political structure and inclination of the country and her rulers, I still can’t hold out the temptation to do so.  Look, if you want to kill yourselves over power, you are free. Trust me, Nigerians and even your family will only mourn you for a week or two and forget about you. Most Nigerians don’t even care if you are alive or not. After all, what use has your existence been to them? Oh yes, sorry, it has been ‘very useful’...  Let me give a few examples of your achievements……. High rate of youth unemployment, buying petrol for #97 per litre, terrible road network, horrible system of education, lovely PHCN that has succeeded in holding power only to themselves. Those are the great works our good government has been able to give to us. Na wa ooo!! You see, I am not even very mad at the way they are even siphoning the money placed in their care, what is irritating my soul is our own future which they are disrupting because of their greed. If they even use the stolen money for useful things that benefit humanity, it probably would have been less of an offence but what do they do with the money?? Send themselves and their children abroad, marry more wives, build gigantic houses, buy hedonistic cars etc… they just waste it!!
Not only have they succeeded in making life hard for an average Nigerian, they have also succeeded in poisoning the minds of the Nigerian child. In the days of my grandfather, when a child was asked what he wanted to become in future, he would say things like : a doctor because I want to save lives, a lawyer because I want to uphold justice, a teacher because I want to make an impact in someone’s lives, even those who had the love for money were saying things like; I want to be an engineer so that I can build big houses and make good money, etc. The fact is that they all chose professions that they loved and most of them chose those professions because of the satisfaction and joy they derived from it. Have you ever tried asking that same question in a primary school today?? I bet  that at least 16 out of a class of 22 will want to be governors, ministers, senators, presidents, etc  and the remaining 6 won’t mind holding public offices. What happened to the joy of hard work and the satisfaction derived from an average salary?? I will tell you. Have you ever listened to news on the radio before?? Have ever heard them talk about mismanagement of public funds?? If you have, you will understand why almost every Nigerian child wants to become a politician in future.  The outrageous figures they mention is enough to poison a child’s mind.
The most painful part of their actions is that even with all the shouts of the likes of Seun Kuti, Femi Falana,etc they still refuse to listen. The youths are shouting high rate of unemployment, they are shouting government grade and marking scheme. The youths are shouting bad Governance they are busy shouting Merger. The people are shouting no food, no water, no money; they are shouting and fighting over allowance. Everybody is crying Boko Haram, they are shouting 2015 elections!  For heaven’s sake, this is 2013!! Or is 15 minus 13 no longer 2?? 2 years is not 2 minutes o!! Don’t you get it?? It is not the length of your election campaign that matters! it is the people’s trust in you!! Moreover, I wonder why it should pain you so much if you are relieved of voluntary stress (which good governance is supposed to be) by losing an election to the extent that you threaten a whole nation especially one you have ruled before. Do you really want Nigerians to believe you want to serve?? Oh! Of course you do. The question is who or what do you want to serve? Nigeria or your pockets?
  If you want to destroy your lives, destroy it in peace but please, stop dragging the lives of our youths down with you. If you want to kill each other, good luck! Kill each other with your own hands and stop using our youths. Let the law catch you and lock you up not one poor man’s son whose future might have been bright if not for your interference.  We have so many rivers in Nigeria. if you don’t know anyone, that’s not a problem, you must know 3rd  mainland bridge.  JUMP!! Let your family enjoy all the money you have plundered.  Stop destroying the future of our youths by siphoning the tomorrow’s resources into your private accounts. Me I don’t even know who they are deceiving sef?? I think it is high time they are asked: Whose government are they?? Theirs or their Pocket’s??    Definitely, it is not Ours..
(ff@joeloseiga)

Thursday, June 13, 2013

THE LINE BETWEEN SCIENCE AND SPIRITUALITY







 Yesterday, I was discussing with an older friend of mine about what my plans for the holiday were. I told him that I had a couple of books on the brain, Vibrations and electricity to read. In the course of our discussion he mentioned something I strongly disagree with. He said “everything on earth is controlled by the supernatural”. Though I wasn’t able to totally convince him, probably because that was the idea registered in his brain but just hear me out first. I wonder why some people tag some aspects of science such as artificial intelligence, telekinesis, levitation, telepathy, mind-reading, etc as demonic. To me, they can be described as pure science whose researches are still going on.
 The word Supernatural is attributed to a phenomena that cannot be explained by natural laws and when I talk of natural laws, I am referring to a law of morality believed to be derived from human beings’ inherent sense of right and wrong, rather than from revelation or the legislation produced by the society. A natural law can just be summed up as a law that governs the behavior of natural phenomena. Science on the other hand refers to the sturdy of the “Physical” and “natural” world and phenomena, especially by systematic observation and experiment. That is the knowledge gained by the sturdy of “Physical” world.
The greatest gift that was given to man by God as at creation is Free Will which is the power of independent action and choice. The ability to act or make choices as a free and autonomous being and not solely as a result of compulsion or predestination. When you do things of your own free will, you are not being forced by somebody or something else. In fact, that free will was given to us to the extent that man is able to decide whether or not to serve God and keep is rules while here on earth.  To quite a number of people, my point of view may be fascinating because I respect the fact that there is a God who is a supreme being. 
 
Though God sees every action of ours, he does not interfere unnecessarily .My definition of “unnecessary” here is God interferes only when necessary and a situation is necessary only when He decides and says it is. Since God created man and has the whole world under His feet, if he decides to interfere in every action of man, then there will be no wrong in this world. Everybody will be perfect because we were created in God’s image and likeness  and God is Perfect. But the Bible in Mattew 4:48 quoted Jesus who is the son of God and is presently sitting at the right hand of God saying:
                                 “Be ye perfect, even as your father which is in heaven is perfect.”
 If God actually controls every decision man makes, we will not be told to be perfect. We will be naturally wired to be perfect and do good here on earth and then there will be no hell and no book of life. God interferes only in situations and decisions he decides to.

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

JOEL’S HOLIDAY



Lately, I have been busy enjoying my holiday…. It has been a lot of fun at least till now… really, I havnt done anything useful yet but I hope I will find something really soon. .. well, I was thinking that since my holiday is going to be really long, then I should blog every day. Well, I will be starting a new series: JOEL’S HOLIDAY …. That will bring you pictures, videos and write-ups on how I spent each day of my four months break. Most importantly, I will relate each day to something that affects our everyday life and stuff. … You are free to comment on any post, reblog if you want or even share….  I love you.. ! :) ..ByE

Saturday, February 16, 2013

100 REASONS WHY I LOVE YOU



Why on earth should I give a hundred reasons why I love you huh??  Don’t you get it lady? I LOVE YOU and that’s the only reason why I love you. You see, I often get amazed each time I see a guy tell a girl “I love  you, please be my girlfriend” or “will you marry me?” and the girl says “oh thank you very much but please give me 100 reasons why I should even go ou with you”. JESUS!!!!!! Aby, ARE YOU NUTS??? Oh my God!!! I still find it really hard to digest. Did you actually ask him to do that??
 Look, the only 100 reasons why he wants to go out with you is because he loves you. If he tells you any other thing, then he is lying. You know, some really pretty girls have deleted their future husbands just because he couldn’t tell them where he got their bbm pin from ;-) . look lady,  you really don’t have to be mean because that young man really wants you. Though its quite unfortunate I can’t give my heart to anyone (at least not anytime soon) buh I still can’t imagine why you should ask me to give a hundred reasons why I love you or a 100 reasons why you should go out with me.
 When I was in my final year of high school, I had a very good friend who happened to be my roommate. He did ask one of our juniors to be his girlfriend. I remember, this dude really liked this girl and as at that moment, he could have done anything and everything she wanted. To be sincere, the girl liked him too but whatever happened to her head, me I don’t know oo. Do you know this girl asked my friend to write a 100 reasons why she should go out with him(in fact, that’s where I got this topic from)?? Jeez!! Even God did not have to state a 100 reasons why he loves us, he has just one reason, HE LOVES US!! That’s it. When the bobo got to the hostel, he gisted all of us in the room. He tore a full scalp sheet, numbered 1-100, and when he was about to start he said “am I crazy??” “OJ!! Am I insane??” to be sincere, I laughed as hard as I could. The bobo folded the sheet very neatly and threw it into the dust bin. Oh my God!! I really can say it anytime and anywhere that this girl missed out someone really real from her life.  Ok, so the gist is she lost the guy cus of her crazy questions.
Look, love is a feeling. It’s the best when its mutual. If you like that guy, and you know and you are sure he feels for you too, I mean, very sure he loves you back, take your phone right now and dm him.  Please lady, be careful and don’t throw yourself at any guy cus if you do, he will use you and DUMP you.
Oh yea, I am not through so… Lol.. ok, now I am through…
You have a problem with my opinion, let me know.. I won’t mind knowing if you support me too you know… let me know through the comment box.
 Always remember, Ose loves you but God loves you even more.
(ff@joeloseiga)


Saturday, February 2, 2013

Hello there, i know it's been a while now. I have been gewd  thank you and thank God for you too. Well, from now on, apart from the normal write ups, i will be giving you the latest gist on celebrity,music and fashion. It's going to be fun. Remember, you can subscribe by email so you can get a notification reach time a new post is added. Remember, you can follow me on twitter @joeloseiga . Remember, Ose loves you.
Till later *winks*